Don't Like It

[daisies_in_chains]

I don't trust potatoes.

They've got eyes.

Use them to watch you...

Comments

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

The "eyes" of a potato are just the beginnings of roots. They can't see or watch anything.

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

I don't like them...

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Do you dislike them because of how they taste, or because you don't trust them?

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

Don't trust them... They starved people in Ireland.

Ooh...

Maybe I should like them...

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

That was due to a mold infection. It wasn't the fault of the potatoes.

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

I think it should be.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Potatoes are generally safe to eat, as long as they're not green.

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

Like people...

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Don't start. You know better.

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

Oh.

But...

I want to.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I know, but you can control that desire. You're a person, not an animal.

[jackmanhyde.livejournal.com]

You do know that potatoes can't harm you?

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not a person...

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

They can if they hit you.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

You're not a human, but you're a person.

She maintained she wasn't on the actual show, but you're guess is as good as mine! :)

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

You've so much to learn...

[jackmanhyde.livejournal.com]

...That is true, actually.

Why do you think that a potatoes eyes are real?

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

I got told by the pixies in my head...

[jackmanhyde.livejournal.com]

Right, the pixies...Do they speak to you often?

[deathly-dru.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't they?