daisies_in_chains: (Psychic)
[personal profile] daisies_in_chains
I don't trust potatoes.

They've got eyes.

Use them to watch you...

Date: 2009-08-16 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
The "eyes" of a potato are just the beginnings of roots. They can't see or watch anything.

Date: 2009-08-16 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
I don't like them...

Date: 2009-08-16 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Do you dislike them because of how they taste, or because you don't trust them?

Date: 2009-08-16 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
Don't trust them... They starved people in Ireland.

Ooh...

Maybe I should like them...

Date: 2009-08-16 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
That was due to a mold infection. It wasn't the fault of the potatoes.

Date: 2009-08-16 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
I think it should be.

Date: 2009-08-16 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Potatoes are generally safe to eat, as long as they're not green.

Date: 2009-08-16 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
Like people...

Date: 2009-08-16 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Don't start. You know better.

Date: 2009-08-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
Oh.

But...

I want to.

Date: 2009-08-16 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
I know, but you can control that desire. You're a person, not an animal.

Date: 2009-08-17 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackmanhyde.livejournal.com
You do know that potatoes can't harm you?

Date: 2009-08-17 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm not a person...

Date: 2009-08-17 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
They can if they hit you.

Date: 2009-08-17 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
You're not a human, but you're a person.

Date: 2009-08-17 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackmanhyde.livejournal.com
...That is true, actually.

Why do you think that a potatoes eyes are real?

Date: 2009-08-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
I got told by the pixies in my head...

Date: 2009-08-17 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackmanhyde.livejournal.com
Right, the pixies...Do they speak to you often?

Date: 2009-08-17 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathly-dru.livejournal.com
Why wouldn't they?
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